Now that Tiger Woods’ divorce has been finalized, alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel wants him back. Right after the divorce was official she spent a day flaunting the goods for the paparazzi on a beach in Malibu. And her timing could not be any better teasing her ex-lover with her ass in a bikini. Tiger Woods is single again and still rich as hell, so of course the first mistress among the many whores to be revealed in the months following his car accident is ready to “give up everything” to get him back again. It is just like a fairytale, if fairytales had more golden showers, sextexting and butt sex in them. Rachel Uchitel doesn’t seem to understand that the man she loves paid her $10 million to keep her month shut. TMZ report:
Rachel Uchitel has just told a very close friend that she wants [Tiger] back.
The friend — someone we know spoke to Rachel yesterday — tells TMZ Rachel said … “I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me.”
Rachel added, “I’d give up everything to be with him again.”
She said she would give up everything to be with him? Does that include the $10 million he paid her to keep her from running her stupid trap to the tabloids, or just her dignity and self-respect? Sorry, but you can’t give away what you don’t already have. I checked. And don’t be surprise if “the friend” is Rachel Uchitel herself. She has to talk to the media with the alias of “a very close friend” of Rachel to avoid obviously violating the terms of the settlement she had to sign to get the quiet money. He would be the stupidest man on the planet if Tiger got back with her.
Anyway, she must have called the paparazzi to tell them she was going to beach the other day. Wow, just look at her climb those rocks. I have never seen such determination. There must be someone in a committed relationship at the top with deep pockets. I cannot believe the queen of celebrity mistresses is still getting paparazzi attention. It is funny these days how people become celebs by reason of association. No one knew her until the Tiger Woods incident and now she is like a household name and proclaimed Mistress #1. Centuries ago women like this were shunned by the community. No one would even talk to her or want her around but not now, today we listen to what they have to say, put them up on TV, chase them around for photographs and talk about them all day long. We are too whore friendly these days. Click on pictures to enlarge.
Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements. www.GutterUncensored.com
Rachel Uchitel (born January 29, 1975) is a nightclub manager, hostess and TV correspondent. She first became known following the September 11, 2001 attacks when a photo of her holding a picture of her fiance, who worked in the World Trade Center, was published by the New York Post, and circulated worldwide. She made headlines again in 2010 as one of golfer Tiger Woods’ mistresses. www.GutterUncensored.com